neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

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unic-rn:

edeott:

meowheichou:

joeshmo:

oaf-whisperer:

one-more-day-to-a-new-beginning:

whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand:

purpleflrs:

city-of-sherlock-games:

thatsnowbastard:

remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer

For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop.
FLIP-FLOP.

Oh

oh

oh

oh

Oh

Oh

oh

oh

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superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via thickmints)


I feel so sad that I’m eating until I feel sick lately. I don’t want to go home because I’ll just cry but I have to get my meds.


my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
cousin: no please don't
me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
cousin: I hate you.

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

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smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

image

image

I can’t believe this happened to me.

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via cooknut)


aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

(via margaretscratcher)


sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via teamfreekickass)


cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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tardis-mind-palace:

ineffablyserpentine:

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…

even though all the signs were there

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