tildawadin:

your-average-misadventure:

tildawadin:

I love the internet sometimes, because I always get the answers that matter.

It actually means before anyone else

That is not an answer that matters.

(via sigridlikesstuff)


ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via izziesworldofizzie)


locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

(via the--galway-girl)


whatthefoucault:

Oh Petey C, I love you already.

For those like me who can neither afford nor be arsed to leave their house on a Sunday morn to buy a copy of the Times, my good friend Blogtor Who has been kind enough to summarise the interview here. PLENTY of food for thought. Opinions?

(via the--galway-girl)


opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

image

(via heyfunniest)


wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

image

THAT GIF

the other versionimage

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I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(via margaretscratcher)


moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(via fittkitten)


zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via sigridlikesstuff)



I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.

heyfunniest:

Middle Aged Harry Potter Books [x]


adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

(via justtheladyinblack)